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Gods Time not mine
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2012, 03:27:24 AM »
God's Time
I was taking it easy, laying on the grass and
looking up at the clouds when I decided to talk to God.
"God," I said, "how long is a million years?"
God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute."
Then I asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God answered, "To me, it's a penny."
So I asked, "God, can I have a few pennies?"
God answered, "In a minute."